So far
- Wisdom: +127% – men with beards are wiser than clean shaved men.
- Charisma: +150% – women like men who have beards. It illustrates bearded men are fertile and our seeds survive the journey.
- Constitution: +102% – it catches my sweat as we go all night long. It also captures your taste for me to savor, like a Ziploc bag or a broken fridge
And now behold
This is the album cover to the soundtrack of exhaustion.
You may now ride the lightning.
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