I made a bold proclamation on HTMLGiant in July that I would write a story about Roman vampire gladiators in space having mid-life crises. This isn’t the first time I’ve said I would write something in public (like this). PANK, in their deranged wisdom, picked it up. Not only do you get to read a vampire story that is better than Twilight, you get to hear me read said story to you. Enjoy “For Those Who Are About To Die, We Salute You: A Cautionary Tale“.
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