Filed under performances

Watching Every Breath You Take Is Boring

I just got back from participating in a fantastic edition of Culture & Cocktails. My fellow readers, Whitney Hamrick, Jocelyn Bartkevicius, and Nick Brown, killed it in various ways (I booked Nick for There Will Be Words in the future). I opened the night up with a set of all poems. Here they are.

  1. Hunt & Gather
  2. These Are Vows
  3. Quadriplegic
  4. Enrolling In the Human League
  5. Every Girl Is The End Of The World For You And Me

Ashley Inguanta did a tremendous job with the booking and it was a great, great event. If you’re in Orlando or will be in Orlando, go. The next one is on March 9.

Tomorrow, February 11, is my love poem workshop Our Hearts Are Power Ballads. Starts at 11 am. Bring your favorite love poem or lyrics to your favorite love song, paper, something to write with, and an open mind. It’s free. Hope to see you there, Orlando.

Tagged , , , ,

Some Last Minute Shameless Promotion

Tomorrow, February 10, I’ll be performing here at 6pm $5 gets you in the venue and a glass of wine or beer. Pretty sweet deal.

Saturday, February 11, I am teaching here. Make sure to bring your favorite love poem or lyrics to your favorite love song, something to write with and something to write on.

Tuesday, February 14, There Will Be Words #10, which the Orlando Weekly picked as one of its Selections of the Week.

Here is where you can relive or finally experience the first of many 15 Views of Orlando release parties.

This is me reading “Enrolling In The Human League”, which is in the first issue of the Heavy Feather Review, which if you haven’t bought yet, you should. It’s a damn fine issue.

Tagged , , , , , , ,

You’re No Bruce Vilanch

It took me a week, but I’m finally, finally used to my new glasses.

Upgrade complete.

My eyes were a little worse this time and I found out from the optometrist that I have astigmatism in my left eyes. I would like to thank my parents for the faulty genetics (and a tank like immune system) . It’s been awhile since I’ve returned to the heavy framed nerd look but I fell in love with these frames when I saw them. Once it got the girlfriend seal of approval, these were meant for me.

This week is a busy one for me. Here’s the rundown where you can find me and listen to me read, talk, drink.

This Friday I’m part of Maitland Poets & Writers Culture & Cocktails reading series over at Germaine Marvel building: Maitland Art Center 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland. $5 gets you admission and a glass of wine or a beer (which is a sweet deal). Doors at 6. Readings are at 7pm. I’m reading with Kirsten Holt, Jocelyn Bartkevicius, and Nicholas Brown.

This Saturday from 11 am to 1 pm, there’s this

This will be a lot of fun. Just to let you know, I’m not the lecture type. This will be a discussion that requires active participation. You’ll be expected to take a little risk, which is required to write any love poem.

Also, we’ve got There Will Be Words on Valentine’s Day, a great place for a first or last date.

A big thank you goes out to the incredibly talented editor/writer Simon Jacobs for being the first to take advantage of my special, which I will now shamelessly plug on my own.

For $20, you get an autographed copy of Dodging TrafficThe Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot, and How Esmeralda Estrus Got Her Revenge and an original poem e-mailed to you. For $15, you get EsmeraldaRapist, a mystery gift and an original poem e-mailed to you. Either way, you can wire the money over to senryujournalist at gmail dot com. All proceeds go to keeping me well stocked in Vitamin Jameson in Chicago, or to cure my terminal illness of sobriety, depending how you want to take it.

Finally, the fine folk at The Rusty Nail published five of my poems, which you can check out here.

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

This Is For Fighting, This Is For Fun

Ronald Stowers was nice enough to record my poem during the slam I was in this past Tuesday. You can watch “The Genealogy of Irvine Welsh” below.

I’ve been working on my longest project yet and I don’t really have a deadline for it, taking it 500 or so words at a time. The current word count for it is about 15,540. Unlike some of the fiction I’ve written, I’m not mining anything from my life and surrounding it with out there concepts. I’ll be glad when I get the first draft done and start combing through it.

The project I’m currently working on spun out of a flash piece called From Jesus Christ, Boy Detective: Everything Must Be Slashed and WordPlaySound was nice enough to pick up the audio version (while red lightblubs picked up the text version). You can listen to it here and then I recommend listening to the rest of this podcast.

My boss over at PANK, Roxane Gay, wrote this incredible article about running her micropress Tiny Hardcore. Read it. You’ll learn a thing or fifteen.

I won’t even talk about the bullshit shut out of Drive. I enjoyed the book tremendously and am actually not mad how the movie revised the story to a degree. The movie is gorgeous and one of the few movies I have bought on the day it comes out on DVD. (There Will Be Blood is the other).

Next week starts a deluge of shows. Here they are, linked for your pleasure.

January 31 - 15 Views of Orlando Release Party

February 10 – Culture & Cocktails

February 11 – Our Hearts Are Power Ballads (Workshop on writing love poems)

February 14 – There Will Be Words #10

(All but the February 10th show is free)

Finally, you’ve got until January 30 to vote for the best of the first year of There Will Be Words. You can vote here.

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

2001

I’m a firm believer in walking the walk and talking the talk. If I am incapable of rising to the challenges I make to others, then I have no right to make said challenges (such as this one.) I decided to go out of my comfort zone, write two poems in two weeks, memorize them, and perform them at a local poetry slam I have never performed in before, which was earlier tonight.

When I started the Broken Speech Poetry Slam in 2001, the scene was dominated by performers who performed loudly using fairly predictable rhyme schemes and subjects. Those who strayed outside the template were punished, sometimes severely. It took several National Poetry Slams to ego check the scene and force poets to step out of the back pocket performances and tropes. I was incredibly proud of the work that came out of those years, especially 2006-2009. I could see the evolution in what Orlando as a scene brought to the conversation about what is poetry slam and the look and feel of things. Tonight’s slam felt like I was back in 2001 with the volume, the predictability of topics, rhyme scheme, volume. However, there was a new wrinkle: blatant acts of Wikipediatry.

Wikipediatry is defined as a Wikipedia entry disguised as poetry. Also like a Wikipedia entry, the validity of the facts within said poem might be questionable.

I’ve always believed that a slammaster of a poetry slam naturally influences the quality of writing at a venue and I can name several slam National Poetry Slam teams as evidence where a slammaster who believed in good writing naturally influenced the entire team to be better writers and performers. I haven’t quite seen this effect work on open mics though.

I’m not bitter. I set out what I was supposed to do knowing from the first poem, I wouldn’t make out of the first round. I wrote and memorized two honest, heartfelt poems. I’m more sad that I saw how badly performance poetry regressed in Orlando within a single night.

I had a tinge to bring back a poetry slam in Orlando recently. I almost came close to doing it, but on my own terms. When my contact of the venue stopped working for them, I took it as a sign it wasn’t meant to be. It was a reminder that there are other parts to Orlando’s literary movement that needed more from me. I know now for sure that performance poetry in this town will continue to make its own decisions on what it wants to be until someone dynamic (not me) comes along and provides sorely needed direction. When the next poetry slam comes, I’ll challenge myself to write two new poems and memorize them, consequences be damned.

The fine folks at Duotrope interviewed me about There Will Be Words, which you can read here.

The even finer folks at Happy Dog Mom Lit Journal interviewed me here.

Tagged , , , , , ,

I’m Gonna Get a Kiss, Then I’m Gonna Get Away From Here

Heavy Feather Review‘s first issue debuted last Saturday. When I got my contributor’s copy and read the poems in them, I realized that I can’t let superstition deny the want to craft a good love poem for the person I’m with. I won’t expand on this here, because I’m going to also do something special for Heavy Feather Review regarding the matter. This will also give me better insight when I teach my workshop on February 11.

Short, Fast and Deadly reviewed Our Hearts Are Power Ballads. This is what they had to say:

“There’s necrosis in all of us,” writes J. Bradley in OUR HEARTS ARE POWER BALLADS, channeling the morose yet resigned monogamist in all of us. But as the hero of these sleekly compact poem explosions can attest, domesticity’s death dirge might not be incompatible with the seductive guitar riffs of an unburdened spirit: “I will not think of myself / in your arms as an autopsy / waiting to happen.” Can’t argue with that.

(You can watch the chapbook in its entirety here.)

The first huge literary event of 2012 in Orlando is coming on January 31. If you are in town, you should be here, seriously. I’ll be reading my story from the collection, “It’s A Hollywood Summer”.

I wish I had more to say.

Tagged , , , , ,

We Are Still Counting Votes In Florida

Holy. hell. We’re only day four in voting and we’ve already got 576 votes for the best of There Will Be Words show on May 8. The poll closes on January 30 and we’ll announce the winners at the 15 Views of Orlando release party at January 31. If you haven’t voted yet, go here and do so already.

The first 1500 words of my novella, We Have Such Lovely Parting Gifts, is now live at HYPERTEXT Magazine. You should go read it here.

I’ve started my post as the Falconer of Fiction over at NAP and it’s been a lot of fun. If you are a short fiction writer, submit something. I’ll read it. It’s a great magazine, and I’m not just saying that because I’m staff, but because it’s too true.

That’s all I’ve got for now. We’ll talk again soon.

 

Tagged , , , ,

Flying Circles In A Jar

I went to Death Cab For Cutie last night with a friend and I have some observations.

I can’t listen to music made by people who haven’t lived, haven’t had their hearts properly kicked in and it’s because of this, Surfer Blood is such a boring band. If you look at the trajectory of The Cure, you’ll see how life (and drugs) influenced their music and it took them twelve years to create something like Disintegration. It’s why I like The Afghan Whigs more than Nirvana and The Smashing Pumpkins combined because now that I’ve had my heart properly kicked, I relate to The Afghan Whigs far more.

Death Cab however put on an incredible show, one that almost made me wonder if Ben Gibbard was on something and he probably was, his wife. I had to walk out to the smoking area where after singing “What Sarah Said”, which ends with “Love is watching someone die”, I see just Ben with an acoustic guitar as the opening part of “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” hits the door as I’m stepping outside (this poem might give you a better frame of reference). It was a great show, but it also made me realize something that I won’t share here. It does confirm though that I have a ways to go before I’m ready to put myself back into a relationship construct of any kind.

Also, I noticed that the buses going to and from the House of Blues at Downtown Disney were coming and going really late and after I did some research, I found out that the buses going to and from Downtown Orlando to Downtown Disney runs really late. As someone who does not drive, this is awesome. I am going to TV on the Radio at the end of the month, who I’ve never seen live. I’ve also never gone to a concert by myself. I’ve gone to three movies by myself (all bad superhero films). I might push myself outside of my comfort zone here and go by myself. We’ll see.

I’ve listened to the RISK! podcast a lot lately. It’s a longer, more fun form of The Moth type storytelling. If you like to write or tell a good story, listen to it.

I will be the literary merit judge at the next Orlando Literary Death Match on November 13. Go here to find out who else will be reading, judging, and how you can get tickets really cheap now.

Oh and again, you should probably buy this.

Tagged , , ,

The Jujitsu of Hustling

Last Saturday was the Heavy Petting show. Here’s my setlist

Written on the back of a flyer from the venue as is my ritual.

Now in legible English

  1. These Are Vows (Dodging Traffic)
  2. Primer (The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot/We Will Live Like Our Ghosts Will Live)
  3. Quadriplegic (We Will Live Like Our Ghosts Will Live)
  4. North/South (A Patchwork of Rooms Furnished by Mistakes)
  5. I Will Lose Myself In Chinese Art And American Girls (A Patchwork of Rooms Furnished by Mistakes)
  6. The Monogamist Talks To History About Its Stuttering Problem (Our Hearts Are Power Ballads)
  7. Every Girl Is The End Of The World For You And Me (Our Hearts Are Power Ballads)
  8. Registrar (The Jujitsu of Macking)
  9. Rear Naked Choke (The Jujitsu of Macking)
  10. My Curse (Gentlemen)
I put together a pretty good narrative, starting with the marriage, the divorce, and then everything after that. Before starting “Quadriplegic”, half the audience left at that point (they were young). I wasn’t trying to drive them out but I guess no one wants to hear about broken relationships at that age, still believing in the whole true love/monogamy thing. That’s cool.
My fellow performers also brought it as well (Robert Walker, Thomas Patrick Levy, and Anna Claire Hodge). It was a really good show. Thank you YesYes Books for coming to Florida. I’m looking forward to start working with them on Ghosts.

From left to right: Anna Claire Hodge, me, Thomas Patrick Levy, Katherine Sullivan (YesYes Books CEO), Robert Walker

I’m reaching a level of emotional honesty that I’ve never been before about the way I am in relationships and the root of why I am who I am in relationships. The shields are on full right now and I’m not looking to be in a relationship, which if you know me is very unheard of for me to say. While editing another potential e-chap of my earlier work, it has helped me confront this, who I’ve been, where I’m going, who I am now. In order for me to truly be good for anyone, I have to truly understand myself and work through these issues.

Specter Magazine did a wonderful thing and rescued a story of mine that was supposed to be published by a magazine in their first issue but the magazine never went live without explanation. This is one of my favorites as it is 99% fiction (the 1% is the fact I see abandoned shopping carts in my neighborhood all the time). It’s also one of my longer pieces of fictions, the kind of muscle work that gave me the strength to write the novella and other projects. You can read it here and then check out the rest of the issue.

I also have two poems in Awosting Alchemy, which you can read here.

This Wednesday is a very special edition of There Will Be Words. Hope to see you there.

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

There Will Be Some Heavy Petting

This is tomorrow, Orlando, and you should go and pre-game before you go out and club (and it’s free!)

NAP Magazine published a story from my We Will Celebrate Our Failures project. You can read that here. You can also listen to me read the story on this week’s Orange Alert Podcast (and why haven’t you sent them something, already?)

Safety Third Enterprises now has all the audio versions of their chapbooks, including mine. You can download the whole audio book of The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot here.

Also, thanks to everyone who has said nice things about Our Hearts Are Power Ballads. If you are on Goodreads and you liked the chap, give it some love over here. Here’s the video feature (in case you haven’t seen it)

See you tomorrow night, Orlando!

Tagged , , , , , , , ,
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 799 other followers