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We Will Celebrate Our Failures At AWP

This is the official announcement of the mini-tour supporting my new fiction chapbook, We Will Celebrate Our Failures. All of the readings I’ll be in at AWP I’ll read pieces from the chapbook or some b-sides. My publisher is so hardcore about book design, he added a special touch to the cover.

Hmmm, what is that mysterious substance?

Should you buy a copy and send me proof and three words, I’ll write you a custom poem like for this buyer. Should you buy a copy from me in person, you’ll get the same thing. Click on the picture to get your copy. Supplies are limited.

The novel continues, slowly. I’ve written more flash outside of the novel, a little poetry, but this seems to be a bit of a fiction year thus far.

I have a little something up at (Short) Fiction Collective, which you can check out here. Also, my latest Sex Laws column is here. Finally, my interview with Duotrope regarding how I operate as the Falconer of Fiction at NAP is here.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

On this day of love, I give you so many gifts. The first and biggest is this.

This is a project I worked on in 2010 and 2011 and these are some of the stories that came from that project. It’s a semi linked collection of stories where relationships are destroyed in a fucked up version of pay it forward. To get an idea of what you’re in for, check out “Quality Control“. Please buy a copy and listen to The National’s High Violet album while reading it.

PANK was named as a literary heir by the New York Times. I’m floored and honored to be their Interviews Editor every issue. Also, shout out to Annalemma for making this list, as Annalemma was born in Orlando.

I have a poem in the debut issue of FeatherLit, which you can check out here.

I make a return to Safety Pin Review here.

Janey Smith gave a nice review to the first issue of Heavy Feather Review here.

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Some Last Minute Shameless Promotion

Tomorrow, February 10, I’ll be performing here at 6pm $5 gets you in the venue and a glass of wine or beer. Pretty sweet deal.

Saturday, February 11, I am teaching here. Make sure to bring your favorite love poem or lyrics to your favorite love song, something to write with and something to write on.

Tuesday, February 14, There Will Be Words #10, which the Orlando Weekly picked as one of its Selections of the Week.

Here is where you can relive or finally experience the first of many 15 Views of Orlando release parties.

This is me reading “Enrolling In The Human League”, which is in the first issue of the Heavy Feather Review, which if you haven’t bought yet, you should. It’s a damn fine issue.

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You’re No Bruce Vilanch

It took me a week, but I’m finally, finally used to my new glasses.

Upgrade complete.

My eyes were a little worse this time and I found out from the optometrist that I have astigmatism in my left eyes. I would like to thank my parents for the faulty genetics (and a tank like immune system) . It’s been awhile since I’ve returned to the heavy framed nerd look but I fell in love with these frames when I saw them. Once it got the girlfriend seal of approval, these were meant for me.

This week is a busy one for me. Here’s the rundown where you can find me and listen to me read, talk, drink.

This Friday I’m part of Maitland Poets & Writers Culture & Cocktails reading series over at Germaine Marvel building: Maitland Art Center 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland. $5 gets you admission and a glass of wine or a beer (which is a sweet deal). Doors at 6. Readings are at 7pm. I’m reading with Kirsten Holt, Jocelyn Bartkevicius, and Nicholas Brown.

This Saturday from 11 am to 1 pm, there’s this

This will be a lot of fun. Just to let you know, I’m not the lecture type. This will be a discussion that requires active participation. You’ll be expected to take a little risk, which is required to write any love poem.

Also, we’ve got There Will Be Words on Valentine’s Day, a great place for a first or last date.

A big thank you goes out to the incredibly talented editor/writer Simon Jacobs for being the first to take advantage of my special, which I will now shamelessly plug on my own.

For $20, you get an autographed copy of Dodging TrafficThe Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot, and How Esmeralda Estrus Got Her Revenge and an original poem e-mailed to you. For $15, you get EsmeraldaRapist, a mystery gift and an original poem e-mailed to you. Either way, you can wire the money over to senryujournalist at gmail dot com. All proceeds go to keeping me well stocked in Vitamin Jameson in Chicago, or to cure my terminal illness of sobriety, depending how you want to take it.

Finally, the fine folk at The Rusty Nail published five of my poems, which you can check out here.

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Daddy Needs His Medicine

Last night was the 15 Views of Orlando release party at Urban Rethink. Allow me to show you one photo of the show.

The turnout for this show was absolutely awe inspiring, to see the venue packed to near fire hazard capacity for a book brings me great joy (I will however refrain from calling out the local poetry ‘community’ for not attending one of the most important nights in Orlando’s overall literary community). A beautiful night for a beautiful book. If you haven’t bought a copy, get one. There will be more release parties. Be on the look out for them.

Because of the current big project, I’m producing more poetry as of late. You can check out a poem of mine over at Ginger Piglet Press over here and also a poem of mine in the all poetry supplement of Stymie here.

I’ve decided that I need to raise some drinking money for AWP in four weeks and the best way to do that is offer you a hell of a deal.

For $20, you get an autographed copy of Dodging Traffic, The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot, and How Esmeralda Estrus Got Her Revenge and an original poem handwritten and signed. For $15, you get EsmeraldaRapist, a mystery gift and an original poem handwritten and signed. Either way, you can wire the money over to senryujournalist at gmail dot com. All proceeds go to keeping me well stocked in Vitamin Jameson in Chicago.

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This Is For Fighting, This Is For Fun

Ronald Stowers was nice enough to record my poem during the slam I was in this past Tuesday. You can watch “The Genealogy of Irvine Welsh” below.

I’ve been working on my longest project yet and I don’t really have a deadline for it, taking it 500 or so words at a time. The current word count for it is about 15,540. Unlike some of the fiction I’ve written, I’m not mining anything from my life and surrounding it with out there concepts. I’ll be glad when I get the first draft done and start combing through it.

The project I’m currently working on spun out of a flash piece called From Jesus Christ, Boy Detective: Everything Must Be Slashed and WordPlaySound was nice enough to pick up the audio version (while red lightblubs picked up the text version). You can listen to it here and then I recommend listening to the rest of this podcast.

My boss over at PANK, Roxane Gay, wrote this incredible article about running her micropress Tiny Hardcore. Read it. You’ll learn a thing or fifteen.

I won’t even talk about the bullshit shut out of Drive. I enjoyed the book tremendously and am actually not mad how the movie revised the story to a degree. The movie is gorgeous and one of the few movies I have bought on the day it comes out on DVD. (There Will Be Blood is the other).

Next week starts a deluge of shows. Here they are, linked for your pleasure.

January 31 - 15 Views of Orlando Release Party

February 10 – Culture & Cocktails

February 11 – Our Hearts Are Power Ballads (Workshop on writing love poems)

February 14 – There Will Be Words #10

(All but the February 10th show is free)

Finally, you’ve got until January 30 to vote for the best of the first year of There Will Be Words. You can vote here.

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2001

I’m a firm believer in walking the walk and talking the talk. If I am incapable of rising to the challenges I make to others, then I have no right to make said challenges (such as this one.) I decided to go out of my comfort zone, write two poems in two weeks, memorize them, and perform them at a local poetry slam I have never performed in before, which was earlier tonight.

When I started the Broken Speech Poetry Slam in 2001, the scene was dominated by performers who performed loudly using fairly predictable rhyme schemes and subjects. Those who strayed outside the template were punished, sometimes severely. It took several National Poetry Slams to ego check the scene and force poets to step out of the back pocket performances and tropes. I was incredibly proud of the work that came out of those years, especially 2006-2009. I could see the evolution in what Orlando as a scene brought to the conversation about what is poetry slam and the look and feel of things. Tonight’s slam felt like I was back in 2001 with the volume, the predictability of topics, rhyme scheme, volume. However, there was a new wrinkle: blatant acts of Wikipediatry.

Wikipediatry is defined as a Wikipedia entry disguised as poetry. Also like a Wikipedia entry, the validity of the facts within said poem might be questionable.

I’ve always believed that a slammaster of a poetry slam naturally influences the quality of writing at a venue and I can name several slam National Poetry Slam teams as evidence where a slammaster who believed in good writing naturally influenced the entire team to be better writers and performers. I haven’t quite seen this effect work on open mics though.

I’m not bitter. I set out what I was supposed to do knowing from the first poem, I wouldn’t make out of the first round. I wrote and memorized two honest, heartfelt poems. I’m more sad that I saw how badly performance poetry regressed in Orlando within a single night.

I had a tinge to bring back a poetry slam in Orlando recently. I almost came close to doing it, but on my own terms. When my contact of the venue stopped working for them, I took it as a sign it wasn’t meant to be. It was a reminder that there are other parts to Orlando’s literary movement that needed more from me. I know now for sure that performance poetry in this town will continue to make its own decisions on what it wants to be until someone dynamic (not me) comes along and provides sorely needed direction. When the next poetry slam comes, I’ll challenge myself to write two new poems and memorize them, consequences be damned.

The fine folks at Duotrope interviewed me about There Will Be Words, which you can read here.

The even finer folks at Happy Dog Mom Lit Journal interviewed me here.

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I’m Gonna Get a Kiss, Then I’m Gonna Get Away From Here

Heavy Feather Review‘s first issue debuted last Saturday. When I got my contributor’s copy and read the poems in them, I realized that I can’t let superstition deny the want to craft a good love poem for the person I’m with. I won’t expand on this here, because I’m going to also do something special for Heavy Feather Review regarding the matter. This will also give me better insight when I teach my workshop on February 11.

Short, Fast and Deadly reviewed Our Hearts Are Power Ballads. This is what they had to say:

“There’s necrosis in all of us,” writes J. Bradley in OUR HEARTS ARE POWER BALLADS, channeling the morose yet resigned monogamist in all of us. But as the hero of these sleekly compact poem explosions can attest, domesticity’s death dirge might not be incompatible with the seductive guitar riffs of an unburdened spirit: “I will not think of myself / in your arms as an autopsy / waiting to happen.” Can’t argue with that.

(You can watch the chapbook in its entirety here.)

The first huge literary event of 2012 in Orlando is coming on January 31. If you are in town, you should be here, seriously. I’ll be reading my story from the collection, “It’s A Hollywood Summer”.

I wish I had more to say.

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Stepping Out Of My Comfort Zone

I’m teaching my first workshop on Saturday, February 11 over here from 11 am to 1 pm and it is free. Here’s the copy I wrote for it:

Our Hearts Are Power Ballads

J. Bradley facilitates a workshop on how to tap your inner power ballad just in time for Valentine’s Day. All you need to bring is your favorite love poem or the lyrics to your favorite love song, paper, something to write with, and an open heart.
I teach adults for a living, but with processes and operating systems, never the process of writing. I’ve decided this year is the year I start really get out of patterns and comfort areas and this is a good start. I’m looking forward to helping people write heartfelt, honest, quirky love poems just in time for Valentine’s Day. I might UStream it for those would like to check it out but aren’t in Orlando to do so. If you’re in Orlando and you’ve got two free hours, come out.
Voting is still happening for the best of show for There Will Be Words. You’ve got until January 30 to make your voice heard. Go to the website and then vote   here for your three favorite writers.
I’ve got two poems over at fwriction : review, which you can check out here.
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Love Is Watching Something Die

In 1998, the poetry scene in Orlando was on a downward swing, music open-mics outnumbering the spoken word mics. The mixed media open mics allowed music to dominate over spoken word.  This was when I started performing, cutting my teeth at these venues, developing my craft and voice. It was not a really well developed craft or voice, but it was something. Three years later, I began the Broken Speech Poetry Slam to give poetry proper attention in Orlando, to help me develop my craft and voice against talented individuals, filling a cultural vacuum.

In 2012, there is a poetry night almost every night of the week here in Orlando. When I can go to some of these nights, I always see the same faces at each show, with just a handful appearing at several shows. I also hear the same types of poems based on the venue (or the same poems), with no improvement in craft or voice.

There is a level of comfort in staying within the night you like. It lets you learn how to crawl, how to walk, before you learn how to fly. The final outcome of building your confidence at your preferred night is to then start cross pollinating into other nights, strengthening yourself in the presence of different eyes and ears; I’m not seeing that happen a lot here.

We’ve reached a point in Orlando once again where it’s a handful of names mentioned when it comes to poetry (my name included) and I do not know of any new and fresh poets when it comes to the spoken word aspect that could enter into that conversation and this is a tremendous concern on my part.

Earlier, my girlfriend and I went to Downtown Credo to see Anis Mojgani perform. There were two poets I was able to hear for the opening, both in the handful names mentioned. One did a couple of old poems but branched out with new work. One did poems heard countless amounts of time. A friend of mine before the performances mentioned that they missed the poetry scene. I said I didn’t. Watching the latter poet this afternoon reconfirmed how much I don’t miss it.

When this was a problem in 2000, I did something about it and that something lasted for ten years. There’s a part of me, that thing in my blood that wants to go back in and bring the slam back to life to push poets to do something new and different. Then, I look at There Will Be Words and the impact it has had in the last eight months and that feeling is quelled. I gave ten years of my life to poetry in Orlando; I don’t think I can give any more.

There is a growing youth slam movement here in Central Florida. I hope one of those kids when they grow up decides to continue doing what they love and shoulder the responsibility of starting and running a poetry slam for adults. I hope someone or someones get sick enough of the sameness they see, the same faces, the same poems where they do something about it that the solution isn’t to leave Orlando for Chicago, New York City, or San Francisco.

Let’s be clear – the state of Orlando’s literature movement is healthy, at least over at the prose side of things. Poetry though is not and I’m not the person capable of fixing this but I know someone out there is.

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